Sam has been cracking me up with the stuff he comes up with lately. Thought I'd share a few of the best...
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The whole family was riding in the car the other morning. I turned around to Sam and said, "Hi, Stinker." To which he replied very seriously, "Mommy, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm the garbage man."
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I rammed my knee into a chair in the kitchen the other day. I'm being totally serious when I say that, for about five minutes, it hurt worse than childbirth. Sam says to me, "Mommy, relax. It will go away." I was laughing through the tears (yes, it hurt THAT bad!). A little while later, I was limping a little on it through the kitchen and Sam says to me, "I love you all the time, Mommy, but you have to relax...it will go away."
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I went to wipe Sam's face off with a wet paper towel after dinner the other night. When the paper towel touched his face he said, "Whoa, Mommy! Are you serious? That's hot! I don't like hot on my face!" (By the way, just in case anyone is dialing Social Services...it was not hot whatsoever.)
Those are just the favorites as of late...I'm sure there will be plenty more to come!
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